(Source: woepuns)
I’m the monster? You’re the monster. These children tried to warn you, but you wouldn’t listen. No one ever listens to children.
What’s your favorite Jim Carrey movie?
I do have a special affinity for animals because I’m Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. - Jim Carrey
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
-Jim Carrey
